Does This Mean I Get Calf Implants Now?

Well, after 5 Years in lovely Hoboken, NJ and another 6 on the Upper East Side, I am embarking upon an adventure to Santa Monica, CA.

New adventures bring whole new observations, so I have decided to resurrect Dancing With the Schwizz as a forum for that is all California.

So I am now sittin at 36,000 feet on a great Virgin America flight that I snuck out on this morning in the middle of the "Storm of the Century" (Wi-Fi is amazing).

I think, since I am moving to a city with Saint in it's name, it is only fitting that I begin the reincarnation of this blog with my signature Top 5 of the Top 5 cities in California with the word Saint in it.

5. Santa Cruz- I mean any town that has a college with the nickname Banana Slugs gets my vote, plus it is close to the world famous Mavericks Big Surf site which is insane
4. San Luis Obispo - Home of Hearst Castle which is incredible
3. San Diego - Great Beach City with some amazing food, and great golf in Torrey Pines where they held the US Open. It also means "Whale's Vagina"
2. Santa Barbara - This is probably one of the wealthier cities in the area, and it is just an awesome place to hang out
1. Santa Monica - I mean, I'm living there, so it has to be the Tops, plus a great gastro pub called Father's Office is amazing

See you 3 hours earlier now.

The Schwizz

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