What I Want to See During the Postseason

Time for the second season. Although it sucks that there are a bunch of returning teams from last year, I am looking forward to a few things. So, in no particular order, this is what I want to see.

1. The Rally Monkey- Any primate that jumps up and down like he just smoked a load of crack is ok in my book. All I need him to do is to start masturbating and throwing feces (preferably at Sheffield) like monkeys are supposed to do.

2. Masshole Red Sox fans VS Asshole Yankee fans. I love watching these two fan bases clash. I mean can you think of anything better than watching "Smitty" from southie argue with Paulie and his "boys" from the Bronx (actually Paulie lives in Westchester, but his family was raised in the Bronx... or so he tells everyone)

3. Giambi's head popping off. I mean, this guy has injected so much shit in to his system, I'm just waiting for his head to explode like in Scanners

4. The White Sox getting to the series. Man, I'd love to see the best team in the AL make it to the series... and win for the first time in a LOOOONG time.

5. If the White Sox don't make it, I want to see Houston and Boston so Clemens can go in to Fenway and pitch a perfect game.

6. More boobies. I mean, this has nothing to do with baseball, I just could always stand to see more boobies.

Feel free to post comments on what you'd like to see during the playoffs... or just post comments yelling at me for dissing your team (or for posting links to gratuitous pictures). Go (white) Sox

posted by maybe i can help... @ 9:28 AM 2 comments