Happy Fourth of July
In honor of the holiday weekend, I have compiled a list of the five lamest "fireworks".5. ladyfingers - nothing but a "pop" and thats it
4. morning glory- a sparkler with some flare
3. sparklers - 'nuff said
2. smoke bombs- totally annoying unless they are thrown on the field during a kickball game in Brooklyn
1. those ash snakes... how lame
Discuss.
posted by maybe i can help... @ 12:31 PM
4 Comments:
What happened to #1? I think roman candles should be added to that...although it is kinda cool to hold it in your hand..
What about the best fireworks? I always liked the one with the parachute....
ok... my list of coolest cheapo fireworks:
jumping jacks
roman candles
tanks
parachutes
helicopters
and of course, the bottle rocket and whistler
i dont count those stupid q-tips that you throw on the ground and make popping sounds. those aren't fireworks
One time when I was a kid we launched some bottle rockets at the cars going by on I-95 until we realized it probably wasn't a great idea. Hey, it happens.
For the record, those "stupid q-tip things" are called "snaps." I think.
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