Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Meet the new Mets... same as the old Mets


With all of the blockbuster trade rumors flying around, this item was missed.

Mr. Met passed the torch yesterday to Condi Rice. Ms. Rice will take over as Mets mascot starting with the next series against the Marlins.

Rice was quoted as saying "I know my head is slightly smaller, but that won't stop me from performing my duties".

At press time, Sonny could not be reached for comment.

6 Comments:

At 10:49 AM, Blogger The Schwizz said...

i heard sonny was going to become a sandwich artist

 
At 10:56 AM, Blogger maybe i can help... said...

I want a sandwich named after me. The Miale... it's gotta contain a lot of pork.

 
At 12:06 PM, Blogger SonnyD said...

condoleeeeeza is hot...she can rub my mr. met head any day

 
At 12:13 PM, Blogger maybe i can help... said...

it's more "Mr Met focused"... there's a huge difference

 
At 12:29 PM, Blogger SonnyD said...

yeah..maybe we should talk about a team that is spending $163 million more than the toronto blue jays, yet have nearly identical records at this point. now that is hot.

 
At 4:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is Sheffield for Cameron gonna happen? Discuss. Maybe Devlin can ask his "baseball managers" if they know the answer.

 

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