Busy Weekend Preview Post
Well, it's going to be quite a crazy weekend for the members of Dancing With the Schwizz (f/k/a City Vue, f/k/a The Schwizz). Here's a brief preview of what to expect.
The Schwizz: Heading out to Torino (or is it Turin? Or Turino?) tonight. We expect a busy weekend of tappin', crappin', and textin'. With possibly some sticks and skins thrown in for good meausure. Although I heard a rumor that if you ask for mozzarella sticks in Italy, you get thrown in prison. We expect a full recap of his weekend to be posted on Dancing With The Schwizz in due course.
But I Want One Now!: Continues and concludes his week-long, whirlwind tour of Europe, including Paris, and, um, well Paris, and Paris. A team of reporters will be dispatched to Plainview on Sunday evening to monitor the status of his bowels after a full week of eating nothing but steak and fries.
Maybe I Can Help: Honestly, I can't remember what he's doing this weekend, but I seem to recall he's out of town. I do know he's now entering Day 25 of his cold, so hopefully whereever he is, there will be lots of rest, recouperation and stryufadell to be had.
Yes, Joe, It's Toasted: Last but not least, Yes Joe has a busy weekend planned. Tonight: Hit up that bar everyone who's anyone has been talking about, Barcelona Bar, and avoid the Darth Vader shots at all costs. Rumor has it there will be a guest appearance from the great APU and maybe, just maybe, Maybe I Can Help will make a showing as well. Tomorrow: The reason I've been growing this cursed goatee for the past month -- Yes, it's the Third Annual Mustache Party at Bourbon Street, which I believe Bookie D will be attending. Yes, I'll be sure to post some pics on Sunday. For the nostalgic, I've posted a pic from last year's party here. Finally, Sunday: The Flitgirl and I have a 10:30 am appointment at Crate and Barrel to register. That's right, register. Jeez, I guess I really am getting married. Imagine that. There are also unconfirmed rumors of a Sunday afternoon poker game at the humble abode of It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time, but those have yet to be confirmed.
Until next time!
YJIT
posted by Toasty Joe @ 12:00 PM
8 Comments:
Nothing like boeuf et frites every night. Last night I had chinese for a change, and got boeuf et brocolli.
I expect to see some fine 'stache pics (I'm looking in your direction, bookied). Just try to beat mine from last year...good luck!
All those avidly following the Yes Joe nuptials will be pleased to know that Crate and Barrel is only the beginning...
That's right..it gets so much better!
Mwwwuuuhahhahuhaha
I love the sub plot within The Schwizz that is the Yes Joe nuptials. Yes Joe, die the stache white and wear a Col. Sanders Uniform. That will win you best prize. I heard they have great sticks in Italia. I can't wait to buy some nice Italian leather pants so I can rival Apu at the next Stache party.
BookieD will be in attendance at the Mustache Party, and I will be a little sad to be losing what I think is a perfectly nice beard. That being said, I think my mustache idea is a good one, though I am not certain whether I'll be able to pull it off. Those of you not in Italy, Paris or at a wedding (I think that's where MICH will be) can judge for yourselves.
10:30 AM for registry? TFG, why must you compound your man's nuptual torture with such an early rendezvous? If it enables him to be available for some afternoon poker, then I guess it's worth it.
I'm ALWAYS looking out for the poker game, guys.
Bookie, is Mrs. Bookie going to wear a false 'stache? If so, I may be able to convince The Flitgirl...
I'm afraid Mrs. BookieD (or is it Mrs. D?) retired the fake mustache after it's appearance in the "Oats" portion of our Hall & Oats costume on Halloween.
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