Chillin' like Gilligan
So, Toasty Joe sent me an IM this morning stating that the Mets are "gellin' like Magellan". I, of course, replied that they are "on a tear like a steak medium rare". That reminded me of a 12 page word document sent to me by someone who will remain nameless that outlines every simile in Beastie Boys lyrics. ("Like the bun to the burger - like the burger to the bun, Like the cherry to the apple - to the peach to the plum", "The girl is crafty like ice is cold").
So, in honor of the gellin', medium-rare Mets, I have a game for today. I am going to try to work as many asinine rhyming similes in to normal conversation today as possible. I can't wait for my 2:00 staff meeting!
It's on like Donkey Kong
I'm out like a trout with the gout
posted by maybe i can help... @ 1:20 PM
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Reading this, I was immediately reminded of an early-90s SNL sketch called "I'm Chillin'" with Chris Farley and Chris Rock. Luckily I was able to find the transcript (thank you Google). Lots of good similies in here, but my favorite bit (which is admittedly not simile-related) is:
Onski: ...Yo, Bizee! Yo, Bizee! It's about that time!
B Fats: Time to bust a rhyme?
Onksi: Naw, Bizee.
B Fats: Time for Gertrude Stein?
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/92/92nchillin.phtml
Time to suck a lime?
time to shoot a mime?
no, it's time for Sublime
Sublime is wack like crack on a ho's back
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