Caption needed!
Yes, ladies and germs, THE SCHWIZZ is back on line, and in desperate need of a caption for this picture. My top 5 possibilities are:
1. Somehow The Schwizz was able to overcome his severe allergy to strawberries and press on.
2. "I'm not wearing a gay hat for anyone! Wait, you'll do what??"
3. Little did she know that the hat already matched his underwear.
4. And so Strawberry Shortcake was crossed off The Schwizz's list later that night, right after Rainbow Brite and My Little Pony.
5. Llittle did he know her "freckles" were actually the second stage of syphillis.
posted by Toasty Joe @ 12:01 PM
5 Comments:
"A scratch 'n sniff is always best before a tap 'n text."
"I really wanted a Blueberry Muffin, but what the hell?"
"Do sticks, skins and poppers go with strawberries?"
Are you related to Darryl Strawberry?
"Dad, I think he's gonna pork her"
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